tis the season for spooky snoopi :]
the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me
no no please go on. explain to me again. why you find the girl that does arguably less annoying and extremely realistic things for a person in their situation is MORE annoying to you than her guy counterparts. please explain to me why you never talk about her. please explain why even though shes also a main character you couldnt even describe two of her character traits btu you can write an entire essay on why those men suck eachother off. please. come closer. im a normal cat
not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’
he was like ‘just this once-everybody lives’ and i chased that shit with homosexual determination for every day since, like maybe through pure force of will i could save everyone i loved from a system that wanted us dead
Actually dressing nice and making cool outfits has been so cool why didn’t I do this earlier
those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse
As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.
She didn't even tell me where she got it.
SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING DOLLARS??????
loo lbr thats just how groceries are these days
I fucking hate inflation we can't even have canned tuna in this hell world!!!
So I looked up reviews of this specific tuna and I have several things to report:
1) Apparently it really is just that fucking good.
2) There's an artisan version they sell made with tuna belly which is reportedly phenomenal and despite the $21 price tag I genuinely want to try it.
3) The youtubers who review canned fish are simultaneously the weirdest and most boring people who have ever lived and I'm completely obsessed with them.
Pfft, don't threaten me with a good time.
Fuck it, 10k notes and I buy the $7 tuna and try it on stream. 50k and I'll get the expensive stuff too. Have fun <3
oooh i'm down to help out for an expensive can of fish :)
Omfg it sure is, thank you everyone! Guess I gotta figure out if any stores near me carry it and see if I can swing by this weekend. I'll keep y'all updated o7
(Also I have decided to lower the fancy tuna goal to 30k bcs someone actually tipped me the money to buy it. Y'all know what to do!)
Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
how did I never once think to use tape fuck
one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”
Holy shit
Oh my god this is so fucking funny
ok!
You cannot be drunk or otherwise stumbling about in this house. Check out the landing and hall.
Look at this landing! Adhere to the wall when you get to the top of the stairs.
Then, careful navigating the hall or fall back down to the 1st fl.
Minigolf course-ass house